Vague and pointless ramblings

So I haven't blogged for a while. I'd like to apologise to my readership so: Ben I'm sorry I haven't blogged for a while. It's ok Ben, I've come to accept you're my only reader.
That's part of the reason why I haven't been so motivated to blog lately because, to be honest, I've told him all this at school! The stats say I have other readers all over the world but I doubt many of these people could really be called "readers". But anyway, I thought I'd try to blog anyway on the off chance someone else will read it.
So here we go the second relaunch of the blog!

I was motivated to blog my adventures on Friday in the snow. Due to exams and that it has taken this long for me to record them and, to be honest, they are now vague memories that don't really seem worthy of a blog of their own! But basically two different gobby children used the phrase "come at me Bruv" which was obviously hilarious. Some other stuff happened but CBA with that, I'm sure I can find something more interesting to blog about.
There has to be something...

....hmmmm, something to blog about.....

Have you noticed that, in that new song by Will.I.am and Britney Spears, there's a line: "when you hear this in the club, you gonna turn it up". Well that's fucking stupid because, whilst I am no clubbing veteran, I am pretty sure that when one is in the club (by the way, why do all these songs say "the club", THERE'S MORE THAN ONE CLUB! IT IS NOT A PROPER NOUN!) an individual DOES NOT HAVE INDIVIDUAL CONTROL OF THE BLOODY VOLUME!
Anyway, that was fun. I've never done outrage in brackets during another bit of outrage. Such fun!

There has to be a proper anecdote I have...

I could do another film review, That went down well. Well, it didn't but I'm really struggling for ideas!

If I don't think of anything soon then I'll do a film review. I watched Cemetery Junction, it was really good. But like I said, I won't review it unless I'm REALLY STUCK!

Recently, I've started to spend a lot more of my time fantasising about being a professional footballer. I hope it isn't the first sign of madness.

Still no ideas...

I could do something political but that would be pointless. None of my opinions are original. I only hold opinions derivative of the Guardian.
Maybe you should read the Guardian instead of this. They're like actual professional journalists. I, on the other hand am not.

But that is besides the point, I still haven't thought of an idea for my blog.

Erm....

To be honest it's probably long enough now.
Apologies that it is fucking appalling.

I'll try harder next time.

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Lol, who am I kidding, no one is going to end up on the blog other than people who have seen me tweet it!